Love one another right now.

Keep nice like most you kids do.

If your classmate ask a stupid question, slap that person outside the class.

Don't come in late, it's really fucking rude.

If you have to come in late, sit in the first open seat you see, not next to your "friend" down in the fifth row. You are not cute or funny when you do that. Stop it now and retain some dignaty.

Don't walk out on the lecture.